Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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