Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
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