should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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