I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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