i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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