We're facebook friends in real life
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
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