Yea i'm supposed to have jury duty on monday. Hope they don't mind me still being drunk.
Na you can't get charged for public intoxication unless you're outside. I checked.
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
Randomize
