I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
Yeah apparently i got lonely because everyone was hooking up so i took matters into my own hands. I woke up on the floor spooning a vaccuum cleaner, a mop, 40 paper cups, and industrial grade detergent.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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