you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
Randomize
