She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
Panties = found
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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