Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
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