Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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