Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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