her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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