I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
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