He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
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