i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
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