Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
forgot a fork. i am eating fettucini alfredo with a comb that i rinsed off the the bathroom sink. eating alone in my car. life doesn't get any sadder than this
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
1) I'm a decent drunk texter. 2) My world is spinning. 3) I'll give you a dollar and a hug for a glass of water. 4) I love you. 5) Example: your penatrive ways are overwhelming my alternative lyfestyle. 6) That is all.
7) Noodle arms: engage
The example was me just using big words while hammered. You're welcome. Ambidextrious. I spelled it right.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
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