The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
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