So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
Her facebook status said "just got a sign from god". I texted her and apparently she found a slice of pizza in the shower.
You almost married that.
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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