And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
gave myself the "you're a really good girlfriend" talk on the way to where i intentionally cheated on him. i am my own drunken therapist.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
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