ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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