Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
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