Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
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