All I want to do is go home, strip down to my pants, get in the shower and pee down my leg
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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