I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
Well I found out I was essentially dumped and replaced by a hipster and apparently offered a girl $95 to go out with me. In the spirit of the Olympics I will not be spending any time on the medal stand.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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