I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
I think I'm going to be in trouble for sneaking out last night. My Dad saw me drive up this morning when he was leaving early for work.
What'd you say?
I told him I was sleep driving
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
He called his prostate his "boner button".
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
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