I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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