yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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