she looked like the bat from fern gully.
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
ok first of all what the fuck
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