Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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