I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
17 year olds will be the death of me.
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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