But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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