Someone took a freaking dump on a roll of toilet paper. Next to the toilet. No shit in the toilet. Just on the roll of toilet paper.
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
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