some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
whose parrot is this?
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
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