I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
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