Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
Randomize
