Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
Randomize
