I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
Got laid last night using the intro line of "rate your hurricane evacuation plan on a scale of 1-10"
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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