Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
Tonight is an "I'm lonely and single so I'm going to curl up in a warm, melatonin and vodka enriched ball in the corner of my bed with a cat." kind of night.
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