Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
I was so drunk at your wedding that Uber is now showing up in my Spotify recent searches.
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
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