VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
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