Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
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