What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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