Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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