you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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