i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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