i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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