I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
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