Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
Just zoned back in to real life and found myself chanting "noodle eater noodle eater noodle eater" at my parrot as he devoured a single macaroni
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
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