i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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