your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
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