butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
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