he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
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