i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
I'm in the line at Chipotle thinking: "What combo will best prepare my body for the open bar I'm going to subject it to tonight?"
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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